I promise:

1. To play both ends of the ice. (if I'm not tired)

2. Fight for every loose puck politely and carefully. (if I get there)

3. Not to use inappropriate language unless necessary and only in a manner that rolls off the tongue. (never to offend)

4. Sacrifice my body for the team. (only if it doesn't hurt)

5. Never be late for game evaluations. (held at the Lounge).

6. Stick to the team diet.(water, malt, hops, and yeast)

7. Show up on time, get dressed without help, and urinate, so come game time, my team will not have to wait.

Learn, Play, Laugh, and Live Hockey!!

I'm a FOSSIL!!!! I can do it, if I remember. I guess.